has this been made yet
George: Can I get a waffle?
John and Paul: (beating the shit out of each other)
George: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
the real reason the beatles broke up:
john: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
paul: john
paul mccartney circa 1957, praying by his bedside: it’s me again...i need someone to be my friend. maybe send me an angel! the nicest angel you have
john lennon, crawling out of the pits of hell: WAHAHAHAHHSKFS
John Lennon and Paul McCartney in Paris circa 1961: two bros chilling in Paris, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay


